CHRISTMAS DOLLS

The Wii and X-Box 360 are two of the hottest toys this Christmas. Video games’ popularity changes however from year to year, but dolls are perennial favorites year after year. New for this Christmas are some dolls for you grown up boys and girls.

There’s the Gov. Rod Blagovich auctioneer doll that sells senate seats, funding for children’s hospitals, his soul and the Governor’s fine china and silverware to the highest bidder.

There’s the President-elect Barrack Obama doll that leans to the left, but turns right with each cabinet selection.

There’s the Brittany Spears’ doll that can’t keep its pants up or its top down.

There’s the George W. Bush doll that just shrugs when asked hard question about his presidency and legacy.

There’s the John McCain doll that spins 180 degrees every time it assumes a new position.

There’s the Sarah Palin doll that turns itself on and can’t stop talking until totally ignored by the Time Passes doll.

There’s the Hillary Clinton doll that won’t take dictation but will give dictation as a Secretary.

There’s the Bill Clinton doll that hits on the Brittany Spears doll, even if she’s on her period. Comes with a cigar and a squeegee.

There’s the Plaxico Burress doll that dances and screams at the sound of gunfire in his sweatpants.

There’s the Big Three Auto Makers’ Dolls that cry, sniffle and wet their pants begging for a Bail Out and a golden parachute for when they bail out.

There’s the Boy George doll that handcuffs his Ken doll to the wall and beats the crap out of it with the leg irons from the George Michael doll.

There’s the Amy Winehouse doll that gets drunk and throws up on her Barbie dolls.

There’s the “Twilight” doll that just sucks.

There’s the Keanu Reeves alien doll that shows the same vacant emotions as the Keanu Reeves action human doll.

Batter up and play doll, this Christmas.